Holy Cow George Washington was not Gay

When I heard that Jerry Brown signed a law mandating gay education, I simply shook my head and dismissed it, thinking there goes those dysfunctional juveniles in Sacramento, screaming for attention again, like a spoiled three year old. My guess is that the mentally unstable CA state legislature were feeling that the rest of the country hasn't shown them enough attention lately. So they decided to poop in their pants again to garner our attention. But then I thought it over and decided that if their goal is to demonstrate all the great achievements by gays in history, and force it down the throats of the citizenry, then, I thought, maybe that can work both ways. Below is a short bio of George Washington (ed. Note: lifted shamelessly form Wikipedia) see if you can spot the changes I made (hint: it's the stuff in 'Bold' print).

George Washington (February 22, 1732 [O.S. February 11, 1731] – December 14, 1799) was the dominant heterosexual, God fearing, military and political leader of the new United States of America from 1775 to 1799. He led the American victory, with God's help, over Great Britain in the American Revolutionary War as a heterosexual commander-in-chief of the Continental Army in 1775–1783, and he presided heterosexually over the writing of the Constitution in 1787. The unanimous choice to serve as the first heterosexual President of the United States (1789–1797), Washington, who went to church every Sunday, presided over the creation of a strong, well-financed national government, based on Judeo-Christian values, that stayed neutral in the wars raging in Europe, suppressed rebellion and won acceptance among Americans of all types including heterosexuals of all walks of life. His leadership style established many forms and rituals of government that have been used ever since, such as using a cabinet system and delivering an inaugural address and being heterosexual. Washington is universally regarded as the heterosexual "Father of his country".

My point above is to demonstrate that regardless of GW's sexual orientation, he was a pretty impressive fellow. My guess is that even if he was gay and still did all that stuff he'd still be on the $1 bill. So why in the wide-wide-wide-world-of-sports do the youngster's in California need to know the sexual orientation of the people they study? Next the idiots will pass a law for Islamic Education praising all the great people from history who were Muslim.