In a world where you only watch a video that is 2 minutes or less I present for your perusal, 10 'well worth it minutes' with Dennis Miller. You will not be disappointed and if you don't laugh out loud 5 times I'll give you your money back.
Thoughtcrime is death. Thoughtcrime does not entail death. Thoughtcrime IS death. I have committed, even before setting pen to paper, the essential crime that contains all others unto itself. - Winston Smith - 1984
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Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Sunday, July 13, 2014
10 minutes of unscripted Dennis Miller
In a world where you only watch a video that is 2 minutes or less I present for your perusal, 10 'well worth it minutes' with Dennis Miller. You will not be disappointed and if you don't laugh out loud 5 times I'll give you your money back.
Friday, March 21, 2014
Tuesday, March 13, 2012
U.S. Marines' New Microchip Technology Allows Terrorists to talk with God!
Breaking News: Amazing new microchip implant allows Islamic Terrorists to Speak to God.
This incredible breakthrough was created by those clever folks at the U.S. Marines to specifically ease tensions between Islamic Terrorists and the rest of the world.
How does it work? Well, the implant is specifically designed to be injected into the forehead of any terrorist and, when properly installed, it will allow the terrorist to immediately speak directly to God.
How cool is that?
And that's not all! This unique device comes in an amazing variety of designersbullets, er um, microchips as well (Generally ranging from .223 to ..50 cal.). No one size fits all here!
Recent field testing has shown no less that a 100% success rate when properly administered.
However, just like all new technological breakthroughs there may be some side effects so I would be remiss if I didn't give the legal disclaimer:
This incredible breakthrough was created by those clever folks at the U.S. Marines to specifically ease tensions between Islamic Terrorists and the rest of the world.
How does it work? Well, the implant is specifically designed to be injected into the forehead of any terrorist and, when properly installed, it will allow the terrorist to immediately speak directly to God.
How cool is that?
And that's not all! This unique device comes in an amazing variety of designers
| 10 Convenient sizes to choose from |
Recent field testing has shown no less that a 100% success rate when properly administered.
However, just like all new technological breakthroughs there may be some side effects so I would be remiss if I didn't give the legal disclaimer:
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