Thoughtcrime is death. Thoughtcrime does not entail death. Thoughtcrime IS death. I have committed, even before setting pen to paper, the essential crime that contains all others unto itself. - Winston Smith - 1984
Thanks to a major new marketing deal, the character (James Bond), played by Daniel Craig, will be seen reaching for a [freaking] Heinekenin upcoming film Skyfall.
Excuse me; I will now be in the bathroom slitting my wrists.
Wimpy! Wimpy! Wimpy!
ReplyDeleteThat is so unmanly. Will be be wearing a skirt? lipstick? Maybe this is some perverted way to disguise who he is. Too bad even James Bond is for sale.
ReplyDeleteUgggg... Shovel-man I can't stand it...
DeleteYup, I saw that yesterday. Chilled, no lemon. . .
ReplyDeleteMellow-Man, good to see you. What's next warm milk and a cookie? Good lord is nothing sacred?
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